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Put a Quarter in the Christmas Vending Machine 2009
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Christmas Limbs
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Wot is Nog
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Candy Powered Sled
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Fly On, Christmas Dragon
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- about
- Every year we send out holiday songs to friends and family. Since this is a magical time of year we usually feel like it's appropriate to sing about magical things. These things include candy powered sleds, Christmas dragons, people turning into Christmas trees and mellow double guitar solos played by none other than Kris Kringle himself.
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- released 28 November 2009
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- Track Name: Christmas Magic Mistletoe
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the best way to get mistletoe
is get a boat and then you go
with a shotgun shoot to the top of the trees
berries from the mistletoe
hit the deck and they grow
the boat slowly overflows with magic christmas trees
ho ho ho he he he
i've got my friends with me
ho ho ho we go
down stream
the boat starts to take shape
of a christmas tree we shake
the berries from the mistletoe turn a golden hue
ants start to crawl around
at closer look on the ground
they are really santa's elves making you some toys
ho ho ho he he he
i've got my friends with me
ho ho ho we go
down stream
the best thing about the boat
is when it stops and doesn't float
we sit around and talk about things from last year
birthdays, trips and babies born
books you read, when your clothes got torn
the christmas magic mistletoes grows here every year.
ho ho ho he he he
i've got my friends with me
ho ho ho we go
down stream - Track Name: Christmas Limbs
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the north star
shined so bright it blinded me
and I ran into a christmas tree
and it fell right on top of me
i stood up and my
arms were branches
hair was tinsel
and feet were presents with bows
now you know
my eyes turned christmas lights
fingers changes to ornaments
when i got scared all my pine needles fell out
and the kids shout
they said help him
my future it looked grim
go my whole life needing a trim
that's when one kid grabbed me by my limbs
and took me inside
cut off my branches
pulled off the tinsel
opened my presents as shoes
now they do
peeled off the christmas lights
broke off all the ornaments
now i could see the star
that blinded me when I got here
and they all cheered - Track Name: Santa and the Mellow Double Guitar Solo
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Santa Santa
It's christmas night again
Santa Santa
We're waiting in the wind
All us elves in the North Pole
We cannot wait til you get home
To celebrate all that we have done
Strike up the band
play til morning comes
Santa Santa
we will play your favorite songs
Santa Santa
please don't be long
all the elves come from near and far
to hear Zinx on the bass guitar
and Sam on the drums he left at the bar
last year
when he saw stars
Santa Santa
now that you are here
Santa Santa
put up your reindeer
Mori's guitar is all in tune
Bobby's keys on the stage are strewn
please remember the solo that you learned
it's a double one
mellow but it burns - Track Name: Candy Powered Sled
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on the main street of the north pole
there's a store thats selling bootleg DVDs
and jewelry
and one thing i really want
it's a candy powered sled
it's a candy powered sled
so i took outside
and realized
i didn't have any fuel
to get it off the ground
one of santa's elves
walked right by
and had the biggest candy cane i'd ever seen
it's a candy powered sled
you want to ride on my sled?
it's a candy powered sled
you want to ride on my sled?
woooooooooooooooooooo! - Track Name: Fly On, Christmas Dragon
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you say you want to go to the north pole
to help out santa
cause the elves are gonna need help
we can ask a friend
to fly us up there
in a helicopter or plane
but when we tried to phone him
he didn't answer
then i remember something real old
that if you call out real loud
the best ride in town
will come down from the sky
DRRAGGGON!!!!!
fly on christmas dragon
fly on christmas dragon
you take us up where we go
fly on christmas dragon
it tickled him when you go on
and he breathed fire
was a chocolate factory up north
as the last fire truck wrapped up
we drank hot chocolate
then we heard them call from above
DRRAGGGON!!!!!
fly on christmas dragon
you take us up where we go
the north pole